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Fanfic: 00316618525, Part VI

2017-08-19T15:38:33Z

Disclaimer: I don't own White Collar. I am writing this fic under the fair use exemption for transformative works.

Summary: When the FBI captures Neal Caffrey, infamous thief and con artist, they discover that he is a runaway slave. Now recaptured and sold to recoup his owners' financial losses, Neal schemes and waits for his chance. After all he escaped once. But Neal isn't the only one plotting his escape, and not all of his fellow schemers have his best interests at heart.

Author's Note: Written as a prompt fill on livejournal for thetammyjo. Only took me five years to finish it. Thank you to duckie-duckduck on tumblr for the beta.

( 00316618525: Part Six )

The End.

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Fanfic: 00316618525, Part V

2017-08-13T13:47:01Z

Fanfic: 00316618525, Part IV

2017-08-06T22:01:13Z

Fanfic: 00316618525, Part III

2017-07-30T19:39:23Z

Fanfic: 00316618525, Part II

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Fanfic: 00316618525, Part I

2017-07-17T16:10:29Z

Another Tumblr meme

2014-05-09T13:28:55Z

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The Anti Attackfish Angst Rec Meme

2013-10-02T17:13:04Z

So this blog has been a dreary place lately, hasn't it? But you know what, it's my birthday month, and I want to have some fun.

So what I want is for everybody to leave a fic rec, a gif set, a vid rec, an art rec, something, in the comments, and I'll respond with a rec of my own. Any and all of the fandoms I have written for are included.

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Meme, because I didn't have a drunk Purim experience

2013-02-27T17:02:21Z

Stealing from all kinds of people on the white_lotus members page.

Tell me about stories you think I should write. I mean, if you could sit me down for a day or whatever and say, "Ok, I want you to write this story for me," what would that story be?

I'm not actually promising to *write* any of these, mind you, but it's fun anyway. And who knows if I'll be inspired!

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Seven White Collar Drabbles from Prompt Fest VII

2013-02-21T20:47:42Z

Written for elrhiarhodan's Prompt Fest VII. The drabble titles are prompts from the fest.

( Bugsy - Power (100 words) )
( Kate - Survival (100 words) )
( Diana - Loneliness, and Jones - Friendship (100 words) )
( Neal - Portents (100 words) )
( Fowler - Disaster (100 words) )
( Sara - It's not always about the work. (250 words) )
( Peter and Neal - Truth (500 words) )

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Yes, there is a Hurricane Sandy fandom relief auction, and I am offering!

2012-11-04T05:08:34Z

So I am not the only one who thinks it's time for a fandom auction! fandomaid is running a fandom charity auction to benefit the victims of Hurricane Sandy in North America and the Caribbean, and I will be offering fic, and I encourage everybody who writes fic to do the same. Also, everyone who has any money on hand, please bid!

For more information, links to the different auctions, and directions on how to offer an item or make a bid, please click this link.

I'm offering a 2000 word fanfic in Avatar: the Last Airbender/Legend of Korra, Harry Potter, or White Collar fandoms, starting bid $15.00 AUD.

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Drabble: The White Collar/Avatar: the Last Airbender Fusion That Was Always Meant to Be

2012-10-20T01:56:19Z

Written for elrhiarhodan's Promptfest VII (f-locked)

Summary: Because Zuko hunted the Avatar for three years, and Peter hunted Neal for three years. See? Meant to be. What do you mean that's just a coincidence? Crazy talk!

The White Collar/Avatar: the Last Airbender Fusion That Was Always Meant to Be

"It's about honor."

"What?" Neal's forehead wrinkled, and his mouth hung a little bit open with bemusement.

"Honor," Peter tried again. "You need to stop stealing things and going around lying to people, because you need people to think you're honorable, so they can trust you."

"I've never really had a problem getting people to trust me." Neal leaned back against the pillar, and gazed out over the edge of the Western Air Temple and into the mists beyond, mirroring Peter.

"You're the Avatar. Word's going to get around."

Neal heaved a sigh and stood up. "Don't we have firebending to practice?"

"Later." Peter didn't move. "This is important. You're going to be ending the war, remaking the world. People have to be able to trust you."

"Wow," Neal said. "Diana's right, you really do suck all the fun out of everything. I mean, I thought she was bad, with the waking me up at the crack of dawn for earthbending practice, but no, you're the worst."

"I am not!" Peter yelped, startled.

"Are too..." Neal singsonged, pressing his advantage.

"I'm not."

Neal grinned and started walking away, back towards the temple and his friends. "Just keep telling yourself that."

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Going to be traveling and bored meme

2012-08-03T22:23:49Z

This looks like I can answer with my cell phone keyboard! (On a side note, please forgive my more numerous than usual spelling mistakes in this. I don't have spellcheck on my phone, and my spelling is lamentable at the best of times.)

Ganked from sholio

Give me a character and I'll tell you a piece of my personal headcanon. Any fandom is welcome here, provided that I am reasonably familiar with it.

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The Purim Hangover Cure Meme

2012-03-09T16:58:09Z

I am the only Jew down in Jewville not hungover today, but I have to get in on the Purim fun somehow, so meme! Post the name of any character from any of my fandoms, including my OCs, and I will tell you how they got drunk, who they were with, and what they're doing about the inevitable fallout/pounding head of doom.

Meme closed.

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The Valentine's Day Commentfic Shipping Meme

2012-02-14T15:47:48Z

In honor of February 14, the first fourteen people who leave a prompt here with a ship from any of my three fandoms (pairing, threesome, moresome) and a one word prompt, I will write a 140 word story for that pairing and prompt.

A few ground rules related to my personal squicks:

No incest
No ships where one party is much older or younger than the other(s)
No ships that include both Ty Lee and Azula

Meme Closed and Finished.

Fills:

1. lavanyasix, Avatar: the Last Airbender: Song/Sokka - Nostalgia
2. selonbrody, Harry Potter: Lily/James - Spirits
3. floranna, Avatar: the Last Airbender: Jet/Zuko/Mai - Tanning
4. lunafana, Avatar: the Last Airbender: Teo/Ty Lee - Feather
5. gamiel, Harry Potter: Lucius/Narcissa - Surprise
6. clockwerkchaos, Avatar: the Last Airbender: Azula/Aang - Spicy
7. fanficforensics, Avatar: the Last Airbender: Suki/Zuko - Unagi
8. luunyscarlet, Avatar: the Last Airbender: Sokka/Zuko - Dance
9. weirdlet, Avatar: the Last Airbender: Sokka/Jet - Tribe
10. sheenianni, White Collar: Mozzie/Sally - Unexpected
11. avocado_love, Avatar: the Last Airbender: Toph/Zuko - Understanding
12. sholio, White Collar: Peter/Elizabeth - Cake
13. beboots, Avatar: the Last Airbender: Zuko/Yue - propriety
14. rabidchild67, White Collar: Neal/Peter - Sleepy

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Drabbles from WC _Women_Fest, Round Four

2012-02-01T19:41:54Z

Written for round three, Holidays, of the wc_women_fest, a prompting fest focusing on the women characters of White Collar.

( Diana - drew the short straw when it came to planning the office holiday party this year. (350 words) )

( Sara - She and her parents put up a front, but the holidays are all wrong without her sister. (500 words) )

( Elizabeth - first Christmas with Neal around, what do you get someone who seems to have everything and nothing at the same time? (350 words) )

( Alex - Ring out the old, ring in the new (250 words) )

( Diana/Christie - First holiday together (250 words) )

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Three 350 word drabbles for the 2011 White Collar Advent

2011-12-21T17:25:04Z

Along with running the whole show, I want to thank tj_teejay for posting each of these to whitecollarfic on the correct date, as my internet has been a little bit spotty.

( December 4th, Creepy Crawly Things: Alex and Mozzie - This really isn't her favorite part of the job. )

( December 10th, The Body: Sara and Neal- They find her sister. )

( December 20th, The Bright Lights: Moz and Neal - Everybody has some sort of holiday tradition. )

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Shortfic: Spitfire

2011-12-05T16:53:48Z

Disclaimer: If I owned White Collar, there would be magic. Or Aliens, one or the other.

Summary: Neal has more than one secret he's keeping from Peter, but as Peter draws closer to one, he draws closer to all of them. Dragon!Neal AU.

Author's Note: As this was written for the second round of elrhiarhodan's sentence fest, the fic below contains cruel and fiendish torment of the common comma and other niceties of grammar, and it's non linear. Each of the headers is a prompt from the fest.

( Spitfire )

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Drabbles from WC _Women_Fest, Round Three

2011-12-01T15:44:42Z

Written for round three, Travel of the wc_women_fest, a prompting fest focusing on the women characters of White Collar.

( Diana - growing up in hotels (has its benefits) (200 words) )

( Elizabeth - Her sister from upstate visits El and Peter in NYC. (650 words) )

( June - There's a pretty common theme in WC fic to have June conveniently out of town so Neal has the house to himself, so let's hear about one those trips. (200 words) )

( Diana - Casefic! Diana's current undercover assignment leaves her with just phone check-ins as her lifeline back to the home office. (250 words) )

( Sara - Sara sends Neal postcards. (400 words) )

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Shortfic: Jewel in the Dust

2011-11-01T13:28:57Z

Disclaimer: If I owned White Collar, there wouldn't be any Nazi treasure.

Summary: Moz worries that Neal's changing. Episode tag for episode 1.7, Free Fall.

Author's Note: I wrote this for tjs_whatnot, as part of the collarcorner fic exchange. They wanted Moz. I hope he's not too much of a high strung little drama fiend.

( Jewel in the Dust )

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Shortfic: The Life and Times of Ezra Smith

2011-10-10T19:04:13Z

Disclaimer: If I owned White Collar, Kate would have been a character, not a plot device.

Summary: In which Neal burns an alias, Moz gets cabin fever, Kate plays Scheherazade, and Diana and Clinton amuse themselves at the expense of others.

Author's Note: This was originally written for a prompt on collarkink, that called for one of Neal's aliases to have a complicated cliche storm of a backstory.

( The Life and Times of Ezra Smith )

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Drabbles from WC _Women_Fest, Round Two

2011-10-01T14:42:04Z

Written for round two, Hopes and Fears of the wc_women_fest, a prompting fest focusing on the women characters of White Collar.

( Kate - She more plans for a life with Neal than he knew. (250 words) )

( Neal's mother - What was going on in her head when she told her son his father died a hero cop? (150 words) )

( Diana - They live in New York, and damn it, Christie wants to get married. (300 words) )

( Sara - What did she want to be when she grew up? It probably wasn't an insurance investigator. (250 words) )

( Diana - She has a fear only Christie knows about. (700 words) )

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mini chain commentfic meme!

2011-08-11T19:48:48Z

Ganked from rabidchild67 and coffeethyme4me who ganked it from hoosierbitch

The first five people to comment on this post get to request that I write a drabble/ficlet of any pairing/character of their choosing in either the Harry Potter, Avatar: the Last Airbender, or White Collar Fandoms, except Ty Zula. However, if you request in one of my established AUs, please keep to the parings in that universe. In return, they have to post this in their journal, regardless of their ability level. (sketch and drawble memes can be substituted for writing memes, though!)

If you want to play the meme but NOT repost and play on your own LJ, you can absolutely still make a request, but please make a note to that effect in your comment so that I can prioritize/encourage the folks playing along at home. And you know, request fics on their memes XD.

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Fills:

lavanyasix - Avatar: the Last Airbender: Firebender Suki verse, Ty Lee after the War
floranna - Avatar: the Last Airbender/Harry Potter crossover: Hufflepuff Zuko, Over the Summer
selonbrody - Harry Potter: Good People and Deatheaters, Pilfer
coffeethyme4me - White Collar: Peter Catches Neal Drawing Him Nude
thetammyjo - White Collar: Neal is Sara's slave (00316618525)

Bonus for latecomer grandiose666 - Avatar: the Last Airbender/Harry Potter crossover: Hufflepuff Zuko, Failko

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Five Drabbles of Various Lengths about White Collar's Women Characters

2011-08-11T14:45:26Z

Written for round one of the wc_women_fest, a prompting fest focusing on the women characters of White Collar. We're planning to expand to have monthly themes and fic hosting as well.

( Alex - Fast cars, money and sunshine (230 words) )

( Diana - Diana and Jones spend a boring night in the van on surveillance swapping stories (100 words) )

( Sara – silk (200 words) )

( Sara - Sara and Neal do domestic in their own way. (350 words) )

( Neal/Sara AU - he's an FBI agent and she's the clever art thief who slipped through his fingers. (700 words) )

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Awesome Ladies of White Collar Fest advertisement

2011-07-01T17:03:33Z

I'm running a fest! The wc_women_fest is a prompting fest focusing on the women characters of White Collar. White Collar fandom is lucky to have many awesome female characters and this is the place to celebrate them! All genres of fic and fanart are welcome, including gen, femslash, het, and OT3, so long as the fic is focused on our awesome ladies. Round one is here, please join us!

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