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attackfish) wrote2008-07-21 11:29 am
attackfish) wrote2008-07-21 11:29 am
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Drabble: April Fools
This is a plot bunny of Laume's that slunk in on its belly, camouflage paint in its fur. It's apparently what her brain did with No Difference.
April Fools
"Ah Severus, I'm glad you came," the headmaster's voice was grim.
"Is there something wrong, headmaster?"
"No, not wrong, precisely," he replied, standing. "Professor Trelawney had an... accident with Miss Granger's Time Turner."
Severus nodded. "What do you need?"
"Nothing like that, Severus, it's only that she spent nearly a year in the past only shortly after her own birth, and before she left, she and Hagrid had become involved..." Severus stared at him nonplussed. "She bore a child, and he was adopted by your parents."
There was a loud thump.
"Dear dear, Severus. You should pay more attention to dates."
April Fools
"Ah Severus, I'm glad you came," the headmaster's voice was grim.
"Is there something wrong, headmaster?"
"No, not wrong, precisely," he replied, standing. "Professor Trelawney had an... accident with Miss Granger's Time Turner."
Severus nodded. "What do you need?"
"Nothing like that, Severus, it's only that she spent nearly a year in the past only shortly after her own birth, and before she left, she and Hagrid had become involved..." Severus stared at him nonplussed. "She bore a child, and he was adopted by your parents."
There was a loud thump.
"Dear dear, Severus. You should pay more attention to dates."