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attackfish ([personal profile] attackfish) wrote2014-11-16 08:51 pm
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If anybody out there wonders what my parents do for fun...

They make things like this:

My mom's dog Suzy with a goblet on her but in a shallow parody of a certain Kardashian.

Explains a lot about me, really.

[identity profile] ljlee.livejournal.com 2014-11-18 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I... don't get it. o_O The thing Photoshopped to Suzy's back reminds me of a menstrual cup but that can't be right, or maybe a wine glass? Suzy is adorable, though!

[identity profile] attackfish.livejournal.com 2014-11-19 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
http://www.papermag.com/2014/11/kim_kardashian.php

Also, the glass (which is an ornamental goblet that usually lives in my parents' bathroom) is real. Took my mom forever to balance it on Suzy's butt. It's a good thing she loves getting her picture taken.

[identity profile] ljlee.livejournal.com 2014-11-19 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm so behind in my pop culture references! I can't believe Suzy actually stayed still enough to balance a real goblet. Not a single dog I had would ever have managed it, hence I thought it was Photoshopped for sure.

[identity profile] attackfish.livejournal.com 2014-11-19 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
She has a large, flat bottom, and loves to pose for pictures. Mom did a lot of adjusting between the three shots Dad took to keep it there. Suzy was on the kitchen island, and what Mom would do is put the cup right, and then duck behind the island while Dad snapped a picture, then repeat the process. She only ever balanced the cup for about a second by herself. I told Mom I'm amazed the cup survived. There are a couple of mistimed ones with Mom holding it.