Pastiche: Precious (or if Gollum sang Layla)

Another pastiche, this time from Lord of the Rings.  Of all the characters in Lord of the Rings, the one I most identify with is Gollum, which is a little creepy.  I also think the electric version of Layla is the quintessential guitar rock song.

Gollum's need for the One Ring resembles a sexual fixation quite closely, don't you think?

Disclaimer:  I didn't write Lord of the Rings, and all of my attempts to locate a realestate company in Middle Earth have failed.  I'm also not Eric Clapton.

( Precious )