attackfish: Ron, drinking "felix felicis" while Harry watches, text "Always be specific when you lie" (Harry and Ron Rule 7)

Another Pastiche, this one based on Mark Collie's "Even the Man in the Moon is Crying"  (oooh, country!) about Trelawney and her ways of greeting a class.  The "Gryffindor girls" part refers to the Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil type of Gryffindor girl, not the Hermione type (though she certainly sighed at Trelawney's ridiculousness, and snorted, and huffed, and scoffed).

Disclaimer: I'm not Mark Collie and I’m not J. K Rowling

 

Even the Gryffindor Girls are Sighing )

 

attackfish: Ron, drinking "felix felicis" while Harry watches, text "Always be specific when you lie" (Harry and Ron Rule 7)
This is based on the title song from Phantom of the Opera, one of the great creepy beautiful, passionate love songs of all time.  Oh God, this pastiche actually implies two ships that would that would make members of both cringe in agony.  I'm sure Harry would have much more fun in Occulemency if he and Snape were singing show tunes.

Disclaimer:  I'm not Andrew Lloyd Webber, Charles Hart, nor J. K. Rowling.

The Power of Lord Voldemort )
attackfish: Yshre girl wearing a kippah, text "Attackfish" (Shortfic)
Another pastiche, this time from Lord of the Rings.  Of all the characters in Lord of the Rings, the one I most identify with is Gollum, which is a little creepy.  I also think the electric version of Layla is the quintessential guitar rock song.

Gollum's need for the One Ring resembles a sexual fixation quite closely, don't you think?

Disclaimer:  I didn't write Lord of the Rings, and all of my attempts to locate a realestate company in Middle Earth have failed.  I'm also not Eric Clapton.

Precious )
attackfish: Ron, drinking "felix felicis" while Harry watches, text "Always be specific when you lie" (Harry and Ron Rule 7)
This is just a little Pastiche of Johnny Rivers' "Secret Agent Man" about Snape.  I like pastiche.  I like parody, silliness, and humorous music, and so I love to combine them.

Disclaimer: I am neither J.K. Rowling nor Johnny Rivers

Spy Death Eater man )
attackfish: Ron, drinking "felix felicis" while Harry watches, text "Always be specific when you lie" (Harry and Ron Rule 7)
This is just a little Pastiche of Carly Simon's "You're so Vain" about Gilderoy Lockhart, because I don't even have to write new lyrics for the song to fit him.

Disclaimer: I am neither J.K. Rowling nor Carly SimonHe's a Pain )

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