attackfish | Pastiche: Precious (or if Gollum sang Layla)

Another pastiche, this time from Lord of the Rings. Of all the characters in Lord of the Rings, the one I most identify with is Gollum, which is a little creepy. I also think the electric version of Layla is the quintessential guitar rock song.

Gollum's need for the One Ring resembles a sexual fixation quite closely, don't you think?

Disclaimer: I didn't write Lord of the Rings, and all of my attempts to locate a realestate company in Middle Earth have failed. I'm also not Eric Clapton.

Precious

What do you do when you get lonely

And nobody’s waiting by your side?

You’ve been running, and hiding much too long

Gollum is just Smeagol inside

Prrrrrrecious, you got me on my knees

Prrrrrrecious, I’m begging, Precious please

Prrrrrrecious, Shiny won’t you ease my burning fire

I tried to steal you from Bagginses

When Bilbo had given you away

Like a fool, Frodo kept hold of you

Gollum wants to make Frodo pay

Prrrrrrecious, you got me on my knees

Prrrrrrecious, I’m begging, Precious please

Prrrrrrecious, Shiny won’t you ease my burning fire

Gollum needs to steal away with Precious

Before he finally goes insane

Smeagol has to say they’ll never find away

And tells Gollom his search’s in vain

Prrrrrrecious, you got me on my knees

Prrrrrrecious, I’m begging, Precious please

Prrrrrrecious, Shiny won’t you ease my burning fire

Prrrrrrecious, you got me on my knees

Prrrrrrecious, I’m begging, Precious please

Prrrrrrecious, Shiny won’t you ease my troubled mind