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attackfish ([personal profile] attackfish) wrote2012-06-05 08:29 pm
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You Always Know How to Accessorize your Outfits

It’s fire season, folks, which means that I’m sick, I’m trapped inside (on bad days, in my room, with the windows taped up and the door stuffed with towels, and no air conditioning), and very very bored.  This year, at least, I have a new tool that lets me go out of my house on good days:


Isn’t it beautiful?  Yeah no.  But it might make it possible for me to make it to summer classes, at least on good days, and leave my room on bad days.  On the other hand, I am on a quest to find ways of disguising my Equalist leanings hiding my frightening looking but necessary assistive technology that isn’t horribly culturally appropriative (seriously, headscarf or paper bag is all I’ve got).  Part of me wants to say “screw how other people see it, if you can’t handle my visible disability, that’s your problem!” but the rest of me doesn’t want to look weird.

Since my people watching has been curtailed, the house animals seem veeeeeeery interesting (I’m BORED, people!) so you have to listen to me ramble about them, muahahahahaha!  Or you could click away, I guess...

But anyway, due to my mother’s conure, Chile developing a deep love for Alphie Boe singing Nessun Dorma, which has expanded to a fondness for Italian opera more generally, right before my mom read an article about the beneficial effects music can have on pet birds’ quality of life, we’ve been trying to find out our flock’s musical tastes.  The results thus far are hopelessly mixed.  Chile hates all other music, and attacks my mother, who has a lovely voice, when she tries to sing, which is why we always thought she hated music.  My ring-neck parakeet, Pepe rocks out to Queen and the Monkees, but my cockatiels figured out how to pause my iTunes just to make it stop.  Meanwhile, the lovebirds don’t care what music is on as long as they can eat my sheet music.

Hmmm... I think we’ll leave the bird room free for bird calls, at least for now.

We did have two important events in the Social Interactions of the Fish House Humans, and Other Animals of Various Species this week.  Last night, Chile came down from Mom’s shoulder to say hi to me.  Chile and I get along really well for the most part, but when Mom’s there, I’m chopped liver.  Now, she’s opening up to being friendly simultaneously with both of us.  She’s very neurotic, because she was left alone in a cage for a year just after leaving her clutch, and this is progress.

And this morning, Amy, my seizure alert dog and my dad’s beloved chow/akita mix, got out this morning.  I freaked out, yelled for reinforcements, and dashed into the street.  And there Amy was, next to the mailbox.  I called her name, and went “Oh crap, now she’s going to bolt!” and she just sat down, wagged at me, and waited for me to take her home.  You got to understand, she was wild when we found her.  She just walked into our yard one day and we dragged her inside.  when we first got her, she made some extremely inventive and nearly successful escape attempts.  Now seven years later, she wags and says “Okay, you caught me, let’s go home.”

And then I get sick because I left the house without my mask.

In other news, I now have an AO3 account. I feel so behind the times.
somariel: (Zuko)

[personal profile] somariel 2012-06-07 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Now that you have an AO3 account, you should totally publish your Kindle the Wind fics there as a series.
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[identity profile] penguin-attie.livejournal.com 2012-06-06 12:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm, can you decorate it with some pretty tissue without impeding your breathing? I'm a fan of this bassist from a Japanese indie band who always wears a mask to hide his identity, and he got sick of using the ubiquitous disposable surgical masks and instead acquired this black velvet confection (http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxphleUBXs1r837efo1_500.jpg). It looks surprisingly elegant.

[identity profile] attackfish.livejournal.com 2012-06-06 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a good idea. I'll have to start thinking of how to design something. Silk is pretty breathable, and it wouldn't take much... Thank you, this is a good idea.

[identity profile] unjapanologist.livejournal.com 2012-06-07 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
Welcome to the AO3! Seems like we're having Performance Issues right now, so thanks for adding to them :D

[identity profile] attackfish.livejournal.com 2012-06-07 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Lol, I've noticed.

[identity profile] unjapanologist.livejournal.com 2012-06-07 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
It's much better usually, but this does happen on occasion. Home-owned servers etc. I consider it part of the experience, like the trains in Belgium always running late ;)

[identity profile] attackfish.livejournal.com 2012-06-07 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
My mom calls it the charm of imperfection, but I call that an excuse she uses not to rip out three rows she just crocheted for one tiny error. *shakes head* I'm just messing with you.

[identity profile] unjapanologist.livejournal.com 2012-06-08 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, the charm of imperfection is a whole revered traditional aesthetic concept in Japan. It's totally valid! *la la la*

[identity profile] danceswithwaves.livejournal.com 2012-06-08 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Are you allowed to color/paint it somehow? Maybe there's some really good breathable paints out there. You could tie dye it or paint an awesome picture on it (like a funny mouth or something) to make it look less "medical."

[identity profile] attackfish.livejournal.com 2012-06-08 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
I hope so, because I'm in the process of making a new face mask, and it's going to look very, very handmade.

[identity profile] attackfish.livejournal.com 2012-06-08 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Actually, when I wore it for the first time, I realized it's horribly uncomfortable (there's a seam right under my chin that itches and rubs off the skin) so I'm making a whole new mask that'll hold the same filters as this one, and it'll be blue with silver beads, so with any luck, it'll be prettier.

[identity profile] taragreen89.livejournal.com 2012-06-09 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
You probably already know this but it was a pretty well-acknowledged tradition amongst Shaker craftsmen (and women!) to deliberately make one mistake in each quilt or chair or table or etc they made. I think it was religiously motivated in that attempting perfection seen as being too prideful or an attempt to ape God (as the creator).

[identity profile] attackfish.livejournal.com 2012-06-10 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't actually. (Not that I would ever need to deliberately leave a mistake when I make so many unintended ones, hee hee)

Mask

(Anonymous) 2012-07-03 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
I need one, where did you get it?

Re: Mask

[identity profile] attackfish.livejournal.com 2012-07-03 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
http://icanbreathe.com/store/product6.html Or you can just buy the filters and make your own mask if you're feeling crafty.