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Birthday AU Commentfic Meme!

It’s my birth month, and to celebrate, I’m hosting a commentfic meme! I’m in the mood to write some AU fics, so that’s the theme of the meme. I’m open to both Avatar: the Last Airbender and Harry Potter requests, and I’m also taking requests in any of my existing AUs (Except Children of Mars), including the ones I established im my last commentfic meme, as well as new ones. Comment with up to five requests, and I’ll guarantee you at least one commentfic. I’ll probably answer with more, knowing me.

weirdlet ,

beboots , and

floranna get seven requests and a guarantee of two fics, because

beboots and

floranna are the best betas ever, and

weirdlet has a truly bizarre AU I inflicted on her rattling around in her head. Also, anyone who wants me to write anything from my AU of Sun Child needs to ask

weirdlet and

floranna , because it’s theirs.

*Closed and Finished*

Given that this meme has spawned a fair few universes, sorting the fics by requester would be clunky, so instead, I'm sorting them by universe this time.

One Shot Universes:

Another Wacky Day: Sokka3PO and KataraD2 (Star Wars/A:tLA fusion) requested by

avocado_love
Oh Come On, Of Course Zuko’s a HufflePuff (Harry Potter/A:tLA crossover) requested by

avocado_love
Zuko muses on his fellow ruler, his sister, and the big universal questions of morality NOTE-not actually AU, requested by

beboots
Dwarf!Toph (D&D fusion, sort of) requested by

weirdlet
Don’t even ask- I don’t even- What is wrong with you, woman? (Kyoshi Warrior Ozai) NOTE- Not AU, just crack, requested by

weirdlet
Suki's a Firebender requested by

clockwerkchaos
Toph is the one who finds Aang requested by

panaili
Ozai doesn’t allow the Dragon of the West to join Zuko in exile: Parts One, Two, and Three requested by

lavanyasix

Mirrorverse (The Avatar is an evil spirit):

Meetings requested by

clockwerkchaos
Aang's Little Crush requested by

gamiel
In This Verse, Azula Totes Rescues Puppies requested by

avocado_love

Lightning Strike (from this commentfic on a previous meme):

Sneaking out of Bed requested by

lavanyasix
Zuko and Kuei, chillin’ together requested by

beboots

AU of Ice Flows Through:

Mai, taking Azula's plan down from the inside: Parts One, Two, Three, and Four requested by

beboots

Quiet Shadowed Places verse (from this shortfic):

Zuko Finds Out He’s Blind requested by

floranna
Zuko Can’t Get Any Respect requested by

beboots
Fire Bending Masters requested by Hillary (anonymous user)
Agni Kai During Sozin’s Comet requested by Hillary
Toph and Zuko bonding NOTE- crack, and absolutely not universe canon, requested by

beboots

Iroh Dies in S2 (from these three commentfics in a previous meme):

Crossroads of Destiny Parts One, Two Three, Four, and Five requested by

beboots
The Throne Room requested by

beboots
Royalty Lessons requested by

beboots

Fail!Incubus Zuko:

Attempted Seduction *warning for sexual coercion and slavery* requested by

weirdlet
Courting Mai requested by

gamiel

Life Spirit:

Toph Bei Fong requested by

clockwerkchaos
Winter When He Goes requested by

weirdlet
Zuko and Iroh requested by

clockwerkchaos
Sokka and Katara requested by

clockwerkchaos

Koizilla Destroys the Fire Nation (from this commentfic from a previous meme):

Song requested by

clockwerkchaos

Modern Day:

Toph and Aang Meet requested by

panaili
Sleepover requested by

panaili

AU of Sun Child:

NOTE- Sun Child belongs to

weirdlet and an index of fics in that verse can be found here. This AU of the Sun Child AU began in these two commentfics from a previous meme *Warning for heavily implied Rape by Coercion and Sexually Abusive Dialogue*

Zhao and Zura's Child is Born requested by

floranna

Zuko Hurt His Leg on the Run and it Won’t Heal (from this commentfic on a previous meme):

Teo and Zuko Bonding Parts One and Two requested by Hillary
Assistive Technology is a Beautiful Thing requested by Hillary

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Happy birthday month. :D

Let's see...

1) What's Aang like in an Evil!Mirror 'verse AU? (You know how Star Trek shows always have that one mirror 'verse where good people are evil and evil are good? (And Spock has a goatee?)).

2) Give me a Harry Potter fusion! One cast member of from Avatar's first day at Hogwarts. Are they muggle-born? Where are they sorted? Ect.

3) "Aang had always truly wondered if all of the Air Nomads had been killed more than 100 years ago, but he never expected to find this."

4) It was just another wacky day onboard the Federation Starship USS Avatar....

5) Lastly... give me a spooky Avatar Halloween story, please! Like Simpson's Tree-house of Horrors, only with the GAang. :D

I’m only the most casual of Star Trek fans, so you get Star Wars instead. This grew a lot bigger in my mind than I’m writing here, but Iroh Wan Kenobi, Aang Skywalker, Toph Solo, Jet Calrissian, and Prince Zuko Organa are also running around.

Jet wants to garrote me for making him a collaborator, you know.

“This is all your fault.”

KataraD2 gave an indignant beep and kept rolling over the dunes.

“You hear what I said? It’s your fault we’re stuck on this stupid planet,” Sokka3PO howled, his voice rising on every word. “In the stupid middle of nowhere, with this stupid sand getting into everything. It’s all your fault!”

KataraD2 trilled, amused, just infuriating the other droid further.

“You just had to steal those stupid plans from those stupid space pirates. You couldn’t leave it alone, could you? Noooooo-”

The little droid had a way of beeping that sounded just like it was saying “Sokka!” The other droid knew KataraD2 had a mission. It new it.

“And that’s another thing. If you say one more word about your stupid mission-” KataraD2’s wheels kicked up a stray pebble and sent it flying into Sokka3PO’s head. “Yeeurgh!”

Rocking back and forth on her wheels, KataraD2 flickered her lights with laughter.

“If my gears gum up with sand, it’s going to be all your fault!

KataraD2 ignored him cheerfully.

“Stupid droid!”

KataraD2 had really thought an interpreter droid would have a more varied vocabulary.

LOL! Oh those two. :D In contrast, I'm only a casual viewer of Star Wars so I'm afraid this is going to have to be my new personal canon when it comes to C3PO and R2D2. hehe.

Great job!

Really? It was my first fandom... By which I mean, it was my fandom when I was four. My dad and I quote it and act out scenes together while I make Matzo balls every year.

I think fandom likes to forget the two of them are siblings with a sibling dynamic all its own. Or doesn't find sibling dynamics interesting. Or something. *shakes head* MORE KATARA SOKKA SIBLING FICS

Yummy I love matzo balls (especially matzo ball soup- one of my all time favorite soups :-D) H

Dad tries to steal the matzo balls before they get into the soup and I whack his hand with the spoon and speak Yodaese at him. Many fond memories.

yeah I resemble that remark. my Dad would steal my freshly baked bread and eat everything but the crust. (and put the crust back in the pan) snort!! Umm where in the world am I going to find some Matzo Ball soup (I need some now)- not around here for sure. Road trip!! H.

I have a recipe for it somewhere on the blog...

*giggles*. I love Katara and Sokka's sibling relationship! So does this mean Aang and Zuko are twins? Now I'm imagining Darth Ozai say, "Aang, I am your father." XD

It does! There is nothing serious to be found here, however, just crack.

Aang drummed his fingers on the door frame and smiled disarmingly as Katara’s water creeped into the kinks in the Fire Nation princess’s grimy, battered armor. The blood started to drip down her arms. “Now,” he grinned. Azula shuddered. Children weren’t supposed to look like- “Are you going to tell us where your father and brother are hiding?”

*Shivers* Short, but I had a good idea about the horrible day Azula was about to have.

I'm telling ya, waterbenders are secretly the *scariest*.

Thanks for writing these!

prequel here: http://attackfish.livejournal.com/65620.html?thread=636244#t636244

Oh man... Puppy-Rescuing!Azula would be a VERY strange beast... ;) I also have to wonder how Zuko would turn out in this verse. Is HE the sibling that all of the turtleducks are terrified of? Would he start out vaguely good in season one and descend into darkness and insanity?

But man, loyal!Azula is neat to read. As is evil!Aang.

I've been trying very, very hard not to think about it. Very very hard.

A thought on that.

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The last testament of Shespa, Air Nomad

I have found it, to late, but I, I finally understand t. I cannot save myself, but I leave this, in the hope that future generations will understand.

As a younge child I was always facinated by stories of the Avatar. The great tyrant which the world must united to destroy. How each terrible one was cast down, by trickery, skill, grand alliance or saddest of all, those who died of old age, terrorizing the land until then. Yet time and again there was one thing I could not understand. How did the Avatar's rise up?

They were not born into power, they had to learn each element, yet time and again they would. How? I asked the elder, and later, as I traveled the nations, I asked others, the Fire Sages, Water Wise Women, nuns, enlightened travelers. Yet always the the answered were the same, greed, power, evil, a hatred of the system.

And yet these answeres never satified me. For how could they be so foolish. Every child knows the stories of the Avatars, and every child knows that they will kill their teachers as readily as anyone else, how could anyone hope to gain?

But I have learned. When the call came out to opposed the new Avatar, I joinied readily, helping to spy and track his movements. And as I did, I watched and understood the true power of the Avatar.

For the Avatar's power lies in far more than the Avatar State and multiple bending. It's true power lies in what it can do to people. The Avatar can, effect people, I do not now how. It comes to them, and those around it are changed.

This is how the Avatar learns it's elements. Sometimes it warps the perceptions of those around it, taking a cruel delight in having it's first teacher view it as a loving, dutiful child, only to break it's heart with a sadistic glee when it is ready to leave. Sometimes it warps the desire of those it wants, making them angries, more submissive, greedier, whatever it needs to get them to follow it.

Beware this power, for it is vast, and subtle. I wish I could do more but, the Avatar needs an Airbender, and my opposition has drawn his attention. Even now I can feel myself, feel myself changing. I feel rage, anger, anger at the world, the world which stands by as I can changed and controled and that won't listen to me (here the writing trails off into scribble and torn pages)

no, no I must stay focused. I, I cannot keep this book. For soon I would gleefully tear it apart with my own hands. I have sealed in in this waterprof satchel, and dropped it in the rivine so I would not be able to find it. Please if you find this, let the world know. Let them know of the true danger of facing the Avatar.

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I thought I told you I was trying to to think about it, whaaaa!

Actually, the part I was trying not to think about was Zuko's alignment, but an Avatarian ability to warp minds gives me an idea for that, and... Oh no.

This is AWESOME!

On a side note, I refuse to believe your third request is anything but canon, damn it!

Aaaand apparently for this AU, Which takes place post DH everyone is the same age.

Zuko was born in Azkaban. Zuko’s mom was dead now. If Zuko’s mom weren’t dead, she would hunt him down and kill him.

He fiddled with the yellow and black tie and kept his head down.

No one knew who his father was. His mom was married, but he didn’t know if that even mattered, and now, she wasn’t telling anyone. Bellatrix Lestrange’s son couldn’t even claim to be a Pureblood. It was a disgrace. He felt vaguely ashamed it didn’t matter to him.

Zuko clasped his wand in his pocket and fingered the carving on the handle. It was his Uncle Iroh’s great grandfather’s.

Uncle Iroh’s great grandfather had been a Hufflepuff. This was his fault.

Never give up without a fight.

He wondered if his mom even knew he existed. She’d been so crazy for so long, and besides, that’s what war orphanages were for.

Most people there had families killed by someone named Lestange.

The common room was a bright, sunny yellow that made him crave windows and air. But it was underground. There were no windows. There was nothing but yellow and laughing people.

As a girl flung herself down onto the sofa beside him, it almost toppled over under the force of her. She was tiny. She shouldn’t be able to do that. “So what’s with the ponytail?” She asked, grabbing it.

Zuko pried her hand off, but her fingers came away with a few black strands. “It’s mine!” he yelped.

“Yeah yeah yeah.” She folded her arms and propped up her feet on his lap. “So everyone’s talking about you.”

“Great.”

“Stop it.” She winked at him, and he squinted, trying to figure out what was wrong with her eyes. “Tonight, you and me are finding a way out of here.”

“What?” he stared at her blankly.

She punched his arm. “I hear there are all kinds of secret passages around!”

Zuko pressed himself into the sofa cushions, away from her, his eyes darting over the room miserably before he nodded. She was going to be his friend whether he liked it or not.

"Oh Come On, Of Course Zuko’s a HufflePuff" BUT OF COURSE! <3

I also like the background for Zuko in this AU - born in Azkaban! Creepy!

Also... Toph? For a moment, I thought "Ty Lee", but then I saw the bit about the eyes. I have to wonder, though, why Toph didn't end up in Slytherin? Or does she have no ambition because she's ALREADY badass and therefore doesn't have much to aspire to? ;)

Zuko never gives up. Obviously he's a Hufflepuff of awesome!

Badger-moles. Hufflepuff's animal is a badger, and I just couldn't put her anywhere else.

Oh, oh, I love this so much it kills me. *falls to the ground dead, comes back to life and retakes her seat* Wonderful story. Your imagination astounds me. I would kill, literally kill for more of this *bows down to master and awaits instructions* :-P

wait for the next request meme?

*sighs to self* I may need to convince this AU to give me a plot.

It happens. Sometimes ideas come, and sometimes they don't. I do love this idea, but you have so many that any of them would be worth the wait!

Oh, I have ideas for this, just none that involve actual plot, lol. For example, I will eventually write the drabble about how Zuko's a hard core theater geek in this verse.

O.O Niiiiccccccccccccceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Heh, forget plot, this sounds awesome!

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