Birthday AU Commentfic Meme!

[attackfish]

It’s my birth month, and to celebrate, I’m hosting a commentfic meme!  I’m in the mood to write some AU fics, so that’s the theme of the meme.  I’m open to both Avatar: the Last Airbender and Harry Potter requests, and I’m also taking requests in any of my existing AUs (Except Children of Mars), including the ones I established im my last commentfic meme, as well as new ones.  Comment with up to five requests, and I’ll guarantee you at least one commentfic.  I’ll probably answer with more, knowing me.  weirdlet , beboots , and floranna  get seven requests and a guarantee of two fics, because beboots  and floranna  are the best betas ever, and weirdlet  has a truly bizarre AU I inflicted on her rattling around in her head.  Also, anyone who wants me to write anything from my AU of Sun Child needs to ask weirdlet  and floranna , because it’s theirs.

*Closed and Finished*

Given that this meme has spawned a fair few universes, sorting the fics by requester would be clunky, so instead, I'm sorting them by universe this time.

One Shot Universes:

Another Wacky Day: Sokka3PO and KataraD2 (Star Wars/A:tLA fusion)  requested by avocado_love 
Oh Come On, Of Course Zuko’s a HufflePuff (Harry Potter/A:tLA crossover) requested by avocado_love 
Zuko muses on his fellow ruler, his sister, and the big universal questions of morality NOTE-not actually AU, requested by beboots
Dwarf!Toph (D&D fusion, sort of) requested by weirdlet 
Don’t even ask- I don’t even- What is wrong with you, woman? (Kyoshi Warrior Ozai) NOTE- Not AU, just crack, requested by weirdlet 
Suki's a Firebender requested by clockwerkchaos 
Toph is the one who finds Aang requested by panaili 
Ozai doesn’t allow the Dragon of the West to join Zuko in exile: Parts One, Two, and Three requested by lavanyasix 

Mirrorverse (The Avatar is an evil spirit):

Meetings requested by clockwerkchaos 
Aang's Little Crush requested by gamiel 
In This Verse, Azula Totes Rescues Puppies requested by avocado_love 

Lightning Strike (from this commentfic on a previous meme):

Sneaking out of Bed requested by lavanyasix 
Zuko and Kuei, chillin’ together requested by beboots 

AU of Ice Flows Through:

Mai, taking Azula's plan down from the inside: Parts One, Two, Three, and Four requested by beboots 

Quiet Shadowed Places verse (from this shortfic):

Zuko Finds Out He’s Blind requested by floranna 
Zuko Can’t Get Any Respect requested by beboots 
Fire Bending Masters requested by Hillary (anonymous user)
Agni Kai During Sozin’s Comet requested by Hillary
Toph and Zuko bonding NOTE- crack, and absolutely not universe canon, requested by beboots 

Iroh Dies in S2 (from these three commentfics in a previous meme):

Crossroads of Destiny Parts One, Two Three, Four, and Five requested by beboots 
The Throne Room requested by beboots 
Royalty Lessons requested by beboots 

Fail!Incubus Zuko:

Attempted Seduction *warning for sexual coercion and slavery* requested by weirdlet 
Courting Mai requested by gamiel 

Life Spirit:

Toph Bei Fong requested by clockwerkchaos 
Winter When He Goes requested by weirdlet 
Zuko and Iroh requested by clockwerkchaos 
Sokka and Katara requested by clockwerkchaos 

Koizilla Destroys the Fire Nation (from this commentfic from a previous meme):

Song requested by clockwerkchaos 

Modern Day:

Toph and Aang Meet requested by panaili 
Sleepover requested by panaili 

AU of Sun Child:

NOTE- Sun Child belongs to weirdlet and an index of fics in that verse can be found here.  This AU of the Sun Child AU began in these two commentfics from a previous meme *Warning for heavily implied Rape by Coercion and Sexually Abusive Dialogue*

Zhao and Zura's Child is Born requested by floranna 

Zuko Hurt His Leg on the Run and it Won’t Heal (from this commentfic on a previous meme):

Teo and Zuko Bonding Parts One and Two requested by Hillary
Assistive Technology is a Beautiful Thing requested by Hillary

Comments

Iroh dies in s2: Royalty lessons

[attackfish.livejournal.com]

“But why would they live like that if it’s so awful?”

Zuko put his head in his free hand. “They don’t have any money. It’s not like they have any choice.”

The Earth King looked at him with the same, blank, confused look he had been wearing all along. Looking back up, Zuko was terrified Kuei was about to ask him what money was. “And none of these people get to go to my parties?”

Zuko groaned. “No!”

“Then did Long Feng talk to all these people?” Kuei blinked and furrowed his brow.

“What are you talking about?” Zuko tugged half-heartedly against the stone cuff pinning his wrist to the Earth King’s.

Kuei sat down, dragging Zuko down with him. “Long Feng always told me I had to listen to all the important people in the Earth Kingdom when they told me how I should rule, which is why I was supposed to have the parties, but...”

“Long Feng probably didn’t see poor people as important.” Really, Zuko would give anything to get out of there. He glared down at Toph.

She laced her fingers behind her head and lay back against the ground, grinning. “Having fun?”

“Let me go!”

Kuei sank back. “I’m sorry about all the trouble.”

Zuko lay back against the ground. “It’s okay, just... It’s okay.”

Re: Iroh dies in s2: Royalty lessons

[beboots.livejournal.com]

AWESOME! <3 I really like that Kuei just, uh, doesn't GET the idea of poverty. This line also cracked me up: "Zuko was terrified Kuei was about to ask him what money was." XD Thanks so much for writing!

Re: Iroh dies in s2: Royalty lessons

[attackfish.livejournal.com]

I almost had Kuei say "Wait, armies are made out of people?!!?!?!?!?11" too. Zuko's brain hurts so much.

And of course Toph cuffs them together. Keeps them from wandering off!

Re: Iroh dies in s2: Royalty lessons

[(Anonymous)]

Just wait till he asks where people come from . . . diddnt you know that people grow out of the ground like cabbages!? then he will get to see zuko blush five shades of red . . . grins evilly

Re: Iroh dies in s2: Royalty lessons

[attackfish.livejournal.com]

I was thinking more like a Soylent Green moment.

The spirits. They hate Zuko.

Re: Iroh dies in s2: Royalty lessons

[(Anonymous)]

Nah. they LOVE Zuko in ALL the wrong ways. All the humorous and sadistic ways, not the nice cuddly ways.