Birthday AU Commentfic Meme!

[attackfish]

It’s my birth month, and to celebrate, I’m hosting a commentfic meme!  I’m in the mood to write some AU fics, so that’s the theme of the meme.  I’m open to both Avatar: the Last Airbender and Harry Potter requests, and I’m also taking requests in any of my existing AUs (Except Children of Mars), including the ones I established im my last commentfic meme, as well as new ones.  Comment with up to five requests, and I’ll guarantee you at least one commentfic.  I’ll probably answer with more, knowing me.  weirdlet , beboots , and floranna  get seven requests and a guarantee of two fics, because beboots  and floranna  are the best betas ever, and weirdlet  has a truly bizarre AU I inflicted on her rattling around in her head.  Also, anyone who wants me to write anything from my AU of Sun Child needs to ask weirdlet  and floranna , because it’s theirs.

*Closed and Finished*

Given that this meme has spawned a fair few universes, sorting the fics by requester would be clunky, so instead, I'm sorting them by universe this time.

One Shot Universes:

Another Wacky Day: Sokka3PO and KataraD2 (Star Wars/A:tLA fusion)  requested by avocado_love 
Oh Come On, Of Course Zuko’s a HufflePuff (Harry Potter/A:tLA crossover) requested by avocado_love 
Zuko muses on his fellow ruler, his sister, and the big universal questions of morality NOTE-not actually AU, requested by beboots
Dwarf!Toph (D&D fusion, sort of) requested by weirdlet 
Don’t even ask- I don’t even- What is wrong with you, woman? (Kyoshi Warrior Ozai) NOTE- Not AU, just crack, requested by weirdlet 
Suki's a Firebender requested by clockwerkchaos 
Toph is the one who finds Aang requested by panaili 
Ozai doesn’t allow the Dragon of the West to join Zuko in exile: Parts One, Two, and Three requested by lavanyasix 

Mirrorverse (The Avatar is an evil spirit):

Meetings requested by clockwerkchaos 
Aang's Little Crush requested by gamiel 
In This Verse, Azula Totes Rescues Puppies requested by avocado_love 

Lightning Strike (from this commentfic on a previous meme):

Sneaking out of Bed requested by lavanyasix 
Zuko and Kuei, chillin’ together requested by beboots 

AU of Ice Flows Through:

Mai, taking Azula's plan down from the inside: Parts One, Two, Three, and Four requested by beboots 

Quiet Shadowed Places verse (from this shortfic):

Zuko Finds Out He’s Blind requested by floranna 
Zuko Can’t Get Any Respect requested by beboots 
Fire Bending Masters requested by Hillary (anonymous user)
Agni Kai During Sozin’s Comet requested by Hillary
Toph and Zuko bonding NOTE- crack, and absolutely not universe canon, requested by beboots 

Iroh Dies in S2 (from these three commentfics in a previous meme):

Crossroads of Destiny Parts One, Two Three, Four, and Five requested by beboots 
The Throne Room requested by beboots 
Royalty Lessons requested by beboots 

Fail!Incubus Zuko:

Attempted Seduction *warning for sexual coercion and slavery* requested by weirdlet 
Courting Mai requested by gamiel 

Life Spirit:

Toph Bei Fong requested by clockwerkchaos 
Winter When He Goes requested by weirdlet 
Zuko and Iroh requested by clockwerkchaos 
Sokka and Katara requested by clockwerkchaos 

Koizilla Destroys the Fire Nation (from this commentfic from a previous meme):

Song requested by clockwerkchaos 

Modern Day:

Toph and Aang Meet requested by panaili 
Sleepover requested by panaili 

AU of Sun Child:

NOTE- Sun Child belongs to weirdlet and an index of fics in that verse can be found here.  This AU of the Sun Child AU began in these two commentfics from a previous meme *Warning for heavily implied Rape by Coercion and Sexually Abusive Dialogue*

Zhao and Zura's Child is Born requested by floranna 

Zuko Hurt His Leg on the Run and it Won’t Heal (from this commentfic on a previous meme):

Teo and Zuko Bonding Parts One and Two requested by Hillary
Assistive Technology is a Beautiful Thing requested by Hillary

Comments

Another Wacky Day: Sokka3PO’s going to need some serious cactus juice after this.

[attackfish.livejournal.com]

I’m only the most casual of Star Trek fans, so you get Star Wars instead. This grew a lot bigger in my mind than I’m writing here, but Iroh Wan Kenobi, Aang Skywalker, Toph Solo, Jet Calrissian, and Prince Zuko Organa are also running around.

Jet wants to garrote me for making him a collaborator, you know.





“This is all your fault.”

KataraD2 gave an indignant beep and kept rolling over the dunes.

“You hear what I said? It’s your fault we’re stuck on this stupid planet,” Sokka3PO howled, his voice rising on every word. “In the stupid middle of nowhere, with this stupid sand getting into everything. It’s all your fault!”

KataraD2 trilled, amused, just infuriating the other droid further.

“You just had to steal those stupid plans from those stupid space pirates. You couldn’t leave it alone, could you? Noooooo-”

The little droid had a way of beeping that sounded just like it was saying “Sokka!” The other droid knew KataraD2 had a mission. It new it.

“And that’s another thing. If you say one more word about your stupid mission-” KataraD2’s wheels kicked up a stray pebble and sent it flying into Sokka3PO’s head. “Yeeurgh!”

Rocking back and forth on her wheels, KataraD2 flickered her lights with laughter.

“If my gears gum up with sand, it’s going to be all your fault!

KataraD2 ignored him cheerfully.

“Stupid droid!”

KataraD2 had really thought an interpreter droid would have a more varied vocabulary.

Re: Another Wacky Day: Sokka3PO’s going to need some serious cactus juice after this.

[avocado-love.livejournal.com]

LOL! Oh those two. :D In contrast, I'm only a casual viewer of Star Wars so I'm afraid this is going to have to be my new personal canon when it comes to C3PO and R2D2. hehe.

Great job!

Re: Another Wacky Day: Sokka3PO’s going to need some serious cactus juice after this.

[attackfish.livejournal.com]

Really? It was my first fandom... By which I mean, it was my fandom when I was four. My dad and I quote it and act out scenes together while I make Matzo balls every year.

I think fandom likes to forget the two of them are siblings with a sibling dynamic all its own. Or doesn't find sibling dynamics interesting. Or something. *shakes head* MORE KATARA SOKKA SIBLING FICS

Re: Another Wacky Day: Sokka3PO’s going to need some serious cactus juice after this.

[(Anonymous)]

Yummy I love matzo balls (especially matzo ball soup- one of my all time favorite soups :-D) H

Re: Another Wacky Day: Sokka3PO’s going to need some serious cactus juice after this.

[attackfish.livejournal.com]

Dad tries to steal the matzo balls before they get into the soup and I whack his hand with the spoon and speak Yodaese at him. Many fond memories.

Re: Another Wacky Day: Sokka3PO’s going to need some serious cactus juice after this.

[(Anonymous)]

yeah I resemble that remark. my Dad would steal my freshly baked bread and eat everything but the crust. (and put the crust back in the pan) snort!! Umm where in the world am I going to find some Matzo Ball soup (I need some now)- not around here for sure. Road trip!! H.

Re: Another Wacky Day: Sokka3PO’s going to need some serious cactus juice after this.

[attackfish.livejournal.com]

I have a recipe for it somewhere on the blog...

Re: Another Wacky Day: Sokka3PO’s going to need some serious cactus juice after this.

[luunyscarlet.livejournal.com]

*giggles*. I love Katara and Sokka's sibling relationship! So does this mean Aang and Zuko are twins? Now I'm imagining Darth Ozai say, "Aang, I am your father." XD

there is nothRe: Anot her Wacky Day: Sokka3PO’s going to need some serious cactus juice after thi

[attackfish.livejournal.com]

It does! There is nothing serious to be found here, however, just crack.