attackfish | Birthday AU Commentfic Meme!

It’s my birth month, and to celebrate, I’m hosting a commentfic meme! I’m in the mood to write some AU fics, so that’s the theme of the meme. I’m open to both Avatar: the Last Airbender and Harry Potter requests, and I’m also taking requests in any of my existing AUs (Except Children of Mars), including the ones I established im my last commentfic meme, as well as new ones. Comment with up to five requests, and I’ll guarantee you at least one commentfic. I’ll probably answer with more, knowing me.

weirdlet ,

beboots , and

floranna get seven requests and a guarantee of two fics, because

beboots and

floranna are the best betas ever, and

weirdlet has a truly bizarre AU I inflicted on her rattling around in her head. Also, anyone who wants me to write anything from my AU of Sun Child needs to ask

weirdlet and

floranna , because it’s theirs.

*Closed and Finished*

Given that this meme has spawned a fair few universes, sorting the fics by requester would be clunky, so instead, I'm sorting them by universe this time.

One Shot Universes:

Another Wacky Day: Sokka3PO and KataraD2 (Star Wars/A:tLA fusion) requested by

avocado_love
Oh Come On, Of Course Zuko’s a HufflePuff (Harry Potter/A:tLA crossover) requested by

avocado_love
Zuko muses on his fellow ruler, his sister, and the big universal questions of morality NOTE-not actually AU, requested by

beboots
Dwarf!Toph (D&D fusion, sort of) requested by

weirdlet
Don’t even ask- I don’t even- What is wrong with you, woman? (Kyoshi Warrior Ozai) NOTE- Not AU, just crack, requested by

weirdlet
Suki's a Firebender requested by

clockwerkchaos
Toph is the one who finds Aang requested by

panaili
Ozai doesn’t allow the Dragon of the West to join Zuko in exile: Parts One, Two, and Three requested by

lavanyasix

Mirrorverse (The Avatar is an evil spirit):

Meetings requested by

clockwerkchaos
Aang's Little Crush requested by

gamiel
In This Verse, Azula Totes Rescues Puppies requested by

avocado_love

Lightning Strike (from this commentfic on a previous meme):

Sneaking out of Bed requested by

lavanyasix
Zuko and Kuei, chillin’ together requested by

beboots

AU of Ice Flows Through:

Mai, taking Azula's plan down from the inside: Parts One, Two, Three, and Four requested by

beboots

Quiet Shadowed Places verse (from this shortfic):

Zuko Finds Out He’s Blind requested by

floranna
Zuko Can’t Get Any Respect requested by

beboots
Fire Bending Masters requested by Hillary (anonymous user)
Agni Kai During Sozin’s Comet requested by Hillary
Toph and Zuko bonding NOTE- crack, and absolutely not universe canon, requested by

beboots

Iroh Dies in S2 (from these three commentfics in a previous meme):

Crossroads of Destiny Parts One, Two Three, Four, and Five requested by

beboots
The Throne Room requested by

beboots
Royalty Lessons requested by

beboots

Fail!Incubus Zuko:

Attempted Seduction *warning for sexual coercion and slavery* requested by

weirdlet
Courting Mai requested by

gamiel

Life Spirit:

Toph Bei Fong requested by

clockwerkchaos
Winter When He Goes requested by

weirdlet
Zuko and Iroh requested by

clockwerkchaos
Sokka and Katara requested by

clockwerkchaos

Koizilla Destroys the Fire Nation (from this commentfic from a previous meme):

Song requested by

clockwerkchaos

Modern Day:

Toph and Aang Meet requested by

panaili
Sleepover requested by

panaili

AU of Sun Child:

NOTE- Sun Child belongs to

weirdlet and an index of fics in that verse can be found here. This AU of the Sun Child AU began in these two commentfics from a previous meme *Warning for heavily implied Rape by Coercion and Sexually Abusive Dialogue*

Zhao and Zura's Child is Born requested by

floranna

Zuko Hurt His Leg on the Run and it Won’t Heal (from this commentfic on a previous meme):

Teo and Zuko Bonding Parts One and Two requested by Hillary
Assistive Technology is a Beautiful Thing requested by Hillary

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Okay, this turned out way more depressing than it was supposed to. Failfish. D:

Zuko hated humans. He hated tricky humans, with collars, and spells, who caught him when his guard was down, and made him come when he was called. Zuko hated them, he hated them, he hated them...

And when this was all over, there was a certain summoning admiral who was going to die slowly and-

“Get your hands off me!”

The Water Tribe boy snatched his hands back, squinting at Zuko. “Wait,” he said suspiciously. “I thought you were trying to seduce me.

Zuko made an indistinct sound in the back of his throat. “I mean...”

He didn’t know what he meant. He hunched in on himself and gazed at the spiritless body of the Avatar, and then back at the girl sucking on his neck and drawing hearts on his shoulder blades. He could feel her need, and her desperation, and the way his magic fogged her mind a little more with every touch. He shook his head.

“Your hair!” She poked it, making it swing. “It’s like a little handle!”

And the Water Tribe boy, her brother, Spirits, he was going to kill Zhao, somehow, was coming back to himself more and more every second he didn’t touch Zuko, and...

Zuko didn’t want him to touch him. He didn’t want either of them to touch him.

Zuko grabbed his hand and pulled him down. He pressed his lips to the other boy and wrapped his arms around him until the Water Tribe boy’s eyes dilated, and his smile grew silly and blissful.

The soldiers came and carried the Avatar away. By the time he woke up, he would already be in chains.

The admiral was probably going to send Zuko back to the Spirit world without anything, too. Like he did last time. And the time before. And the time before that.

Zuko wanted to kill him, to carve all his skin off in one strip, and watch his innards fall out, and then go home.

He wanted to go home, instead of the cold, empty, little Spirit World cage Zhao had built for him.

And Zuko wanted so bad not to have to come when called.

Daaamn... Angst. ;_; This fail!Inubus Zuko has a quite sad life. I certainly hope that the future is better for him - at least a future in which he isn't Zhao's spiritual sex slave. D:

(I feel bad that I enjoyed reading this. >_> )

Why can't I write nice, happy things like a normal person? If it's any help, Zhao dies.

Dies horribly, I should say. Love this- it's not comedic, but it leaves me with a sort of sad meeble sound for poor Zuko.

I get a comedy prompt, and I spit out the magical equivalent of human trafficking.

*cuddles incubus Zuko* The worst part is, I have no idea what happens to him after Zhao dies.

Clearly he finds the keys to his cage, uses his weird status as bound-but-free to walk the earth, and finds a nice dark angel with a talent for throwing knives to carry him off.

Clearly. I like this future.

Question- familiar with Pirates of the Caribbean?

Uh huh, though I''m starting to wonder what it is with A:TLA fandom and fusions. Never met one in the HP fandom.

It fuses really well? Anyway- I think I saw someone else make a similar request as I was thinking of later on in the meme, wherein Zuko makes a deal with Davey Jones. I was thinking in a slightly different direction- Katara encountering, becoming, discombobulating, whatever, our favorite tentacled cranky captain.

*shakes head bemusedly* It's just so not my crack, though I adore Avamorphs and Avateers. my crack is more "what if this happened? How would canon change after that?"

Though Katara as Davy would be a hilarious, beautiful thing.

True^^ And could be that we're conflating AU with Fusion, perhaps.

Oooh. Katara Jones menacing shipwrecked-sailor!Zuko.

If I ever run an AU meme again, I'm specifying no fusions.

Do ya fear death?

Yes'm ^^

Shall I redo my unfilled prompts for non-fused?

*beams in a most beamy way* YES PLEASE!

Question - shell I also do that?

Oh God, no. At this point, I'm trying to wind this down so I can finish my now INCREDIBLY LATE help_pakistan fic and the longfic beboots and floranna are betaing for me, for which finishing by December is hy highly unattainable goal. Right now I need more universes like I need a hole in the head.

I was expecting that but I had to ask. I wish you good luck with the writing

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