Orion Slavegirls

[attackfish]

Making fun of my dad’s Star Trek addiction is a weekend morning family tradition in my house, and it’s one of the reasons I don’t mind staying at home while I attend university as much as I might otherwise.  The food’s the other reason.  Anyway, Dad alternates between firing back that I’m one of those scary fanfiction writers, I’m just as obsessed with fantasy as he is with scifi, and then simply saying the words “Star Wars”, thus pointing out I don’t have a leg to stand on, or infuriatingly, agreeing with me.  The first tactic usually just ends up with dad and me reciting scenes verbatim from the original Star Wars trilogy until Mom kicks us both out.  This week, though, dad tried the latter, and he did it with coquettish hand gestures.

Dad: I am normally the planetary viceroy’s slave, but tonight, Captin Kirk, I’m told I’m to be your slave.”
Fish: Um.  Dad, are you… should I call…

When I managed to get over the extremely disconcerting sight of my father posing and preening like an unpracticed adolescent girl, I managed to fire off a comeback, and terrify my father.  That isn’t that hard; I’m a daughter after all.

Fish: I’m just amazed that with all these slave girls throwing themselves at him, he never did anything kinky.
Dad: maybe he didn't like kink. Didn't, doesn't, won't... what is the tense for scifi set in the future?
Fish: And getting it on with blue and green alien ladies isn't kinky?
Dad: Tell me when he ever had sex with a blue girl
Fish: I notice you didn't argue about the green ones.

From now on I can win any argument with my father about the relative merits of fantasy and scifi with two words, Orion slavegirls.  Funnily enough, he can win the same argument with the same words.

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[(Anonymous)]

Hey,

My wife is one of your friends on Live Journal "Ivanoma" and she asked me to drop you a couple links. I'm a trek nut myself. So much so I've taken to watching "Fan Films" To satisfy my addiction in the absence of a weekly show.

I guess the old trek actors need their fix to. They all keep guest staring in these same series. I'd be interested in hearing your and your fathers thoughts on these series. (TO make it more on topic one of the main characters of "Of God's and Men" is an Orion Slave Girl played by Chase Materson, you might remember her as "Leeta" from DS9.

These guys though while being amateurs take this seriously. So seriously that when Paramount needed an original series bridge Set for the Enterprise episode "In a mirror darkly" they simply borrowed it from these guys.

Links are

http://www.newvoyages.com/
http://www.startrekofgodsandmen.net/

They're actually pretty good, almost TV Broadcastable in a lot of places.

Who's the bigger geeks, folks like me and your father who know the Trek Universe like it's our bible, or these guys who write new chapters simply for the love of it?

~Vince