4'11". And until recently, I had blonde hair down past my hips. Now it's dyed red and in a pixie cut. I have big green eyes. I looked like Disney's Rapunzel. I am about as physically intimidating as it is possible for an adult human to be. And I'm freaking gorgeous. This isn't bragging, it's the truth. I'm very good looking. Because of this, I've learned how to make myself intimidating, but it's a bluff, and I'm always terrified someone will call it.
The thing is, I have class privilege up the wazoo. Somehow I'm the exception to the rule that cops leave white upper middle class girls whose parents are in local government alone. Seriously, you usually can't get the cops to go after white upper middle class girls whose parents are in local government who are actually committing crimes. Not me. It's a gift.
I speak Arabic, Hebrew, and Russian, so while I was in college, I had every letter agency trying to recruit me. Those guys are scary.
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Date: 2013-07-15 01:56 am (UTC)The thing is, I have class privilege up the wazoo. Somehow I'm the exception to the rule that cops leave white upper middle class girls whose parents are in local government alone. Seriously, you usually can't get the cops to go after white upper middle class girls whose parents are in local government who are actually committing crimes. Not me. It's a gift.
I speak Arabic, Hebrew, and Russian, so while I was in college, I had every letter agency trying to recruit me. Those guys are scary.