100 Word Pieces of Eight Drabbles

Disclaimer:  If I owned these fellows, my life would be too interesting to bother with fanfiction.

Summaries (in order of drabble):

1. In which Regetti splits hairs… er tentacles.
2. In which Elizabeth Swan makes Pintel’s day.
3. In which James Norrington realizes what he’s afraid of.
4. In which Mr. Gibbs confronts Davy Jones’ darkest fear.
5. In which Jack Sparrow and Mr. Gibbs reminisce.
6. In which the crabs feature prominently.
7. In which Lily and Calypso bond.
8. In which Snape runs afoul of anachronistic muggle cultural references.
9. As does Sirius.

 

Author's Note: I watched Pirates of the Caribbean 3 for the first time  a few  days ago and here's the result, a drabble for each of the pieces of  eight.  alright, so three  of them are crossovers and one is almost entirely quotes, but the pieces of eight weren't real pieces of eight anyway.

( One Hundred Years Before the Mast )

( Often, Often )

( Secret Softy )

( Many Jacks )

( Sea Turtles )

And here there be crossovers...

 

( Girls' Night Out )

( I Knew He Reminded Me of Someone )

( Who Does that Make Barbossa? )