Aw man, I haven’t even looked at a D&D book since I was nine! So you’re getting some half-remembered Dragnlance stuff instead. None of the things you’ve prompted me with are my fandoms, I mean, woe is me.
Hey Sweetness, you’re like precious metal, if you wanna come down to my forge, I could go at you with hammer and tongs all night long."
The elf princess put her head in her hands and pushed herself away from the dwarf girl.
Sokka glared at the dwarf. “You don’t even have a “hammer and tongs”.
Toph grinned. “Wanna bet?”
Sokka turned green, which Toph thought could really help him, what with the forest living and all. “I didn’t need to know that.”
“In fact, your sister here, touched them.”
“DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT!”
“When she was stealing my new war helm.” Toph folded her stubby arms. “She molested my forge! Give it back, Sugarqueen, or I swear by the gods, I’ll-”
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Date: 2010-10-02 04:41 pm (UTC)Hey Sweetness, you’re like precious metal, if you wanna come down to my forge, I could go at you with hammer and tongs all night long."
The elf princess put her head in her hands and pushed herself away from the dwarf girl.
Sokka glared at the dwarf. “You don’t even have a “hammer and tongs”.
Toph grinned. “Wanna bet?”
Sokka turned green, which Toph thought could really help him, what with the forest living and all. “I didn’t need to know that.”
“In fact, your sister here, touched them.”
“DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT!”
“When she was stealing my new war helm.” Toph folded her stubby arms. “She molested my forge! Give it back, Sugarqueen, or I swear by the gods, I’ll-”
The war helm hit her in the head.