Pastiche: Spy Death Eater man

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This is just a little Pastiche of Johnny Rivers' "Secret Agent Man" about Snape.  I like pastiche.  I like parody, silliness, and humorous music, and so I love to combine them.

Disclaimer: I am neither J.K. Rowling nor Johnny Rivers

Spy Death Eater Man

There’s a man who leads a life of danger

To everyone he meets he shows his anger

With every bow he makes

Another curse he takes

Odds are he won’t live to see Riddle dead

 

Spy Death Eater man, spy Death eater man

They’ve taken your freedom and given you a mark

 

Beware of Slytherin friends that you find

A Slytherin friend can hide a diseased mind

Be careful how you play

Or you’ll give yourself away

Odds are you won’t live to see Riddle dead

 

Spy Death Eater man, spy Death eater man

They’ve taken your freedom and given you a mark

 

Swingin’ with the Malfoys one day

And then bitten in the Shrieking shack the next day

It’s okay you have a good pensieve

For idiot Potters to receive

Facts are you don’t live to see Riddle dead

 

Spy Death Eater man, spy Death eater man

They’ve taken your freedom and given you a mark

 

Spy Death Eater man