Another Silly Meme

[attackfish]

Stolen from dungeonwriter 

Name a fandom and I'll tell you which character I most likely:

1. Want as my mentor
2. Bake cupcakes for
3. Lend my books to
4. Put thumbtacks on the chair thereof
5. Have a crush on
6. Pack up and leave if they moved next door
7. Vote for President
8. Pick as my partner in a buddy movie
9. Marry
10. Want as my boss
11. Sue
12. Want as my best friend

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[floranna.livejournal.com]

Harry Potter!

[attackfish.livejournal.com]

1. Want as my mentor: Wow, um... Professor McGonagall is probably safest. Good mentors are kind of thin on the ground in that series.
2. Bake cupcakes for: Umbridge. They would be poisoned.
3. Lend my books to: The Slytherins. Most of my nonfiction is Political Science, and fairly liberal. They might learn something from it. *anti-fascist teacher glare*
4. Put thumbtacks on the chair thereof: Umbridge again. Also Fudge.
5. Have a crush on: God, no one in that series. There are a couple of characters I think are hot, and might have sex with if I could gag them and never had to see them again, but that's it.
6. Pack up and leave if they moved next door: All of the villains. I don't think I would like the Cruciatus Curse.
7. Vote for President: Haha, you're kidding, right?
8. Pick as my partner in a buddy movie: Luna! She makes me look normal, and the audience would laugh as I tried to keep her on track and she dragged me off track.
9. Marry: Harry is actually probably the safest bet. We both know what it's like to be thoroughly traumatized at young ages, and have parts of your life that are off limits, but he didn't grow up to be a bully.
10. Want as my boss: Hermione. She probably tries to institute a Wizarding World version of OSHA as a grown up.
11. Sue: Snape. I'm probably horribly allergic to all potions ingredients, and he would move in next door and make my house unlivable or something.
12. Want as my best friend: Luna. I like her.