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I did make a 15 dollar cash donation to the Red Cross, so consider 3 of it in your honor.
I want Azula and Loki to hook up. Seriously. They could bond over slapping around lesser peasants.
Loki-Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It's the unspoken truth of humanity, that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life's joy in a mad scramble for power, for identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.
Azula-Ohhh, very nice subjection, kudos for reminding them it's for their own good. Let me try. Ahem. I can see your whole history in your eyes. You were born with nothing. So you've had to struggle and connive and claw your way to power. But true power, the divine right to rule, is something you're born with. The truth is: they don't know which one of us is going to be sitting down on that throne, and which of us is going to be bowing down. But *I* know, and *you* know.
Loki-Sheer poetry, Princess. Your crushing of the lessers was as beautiful as its speaker. Would you consider the overthrowing of an elder brother to get the throne and getting him banished to be a positive or negative action?
Azula-Sending an elder brother into what should be permanent exile would count as a wonderful first date
Loki-It's agreed. Seizing power at seven, then?
-- *Later, as Thor and Zuko are trapped in the Negative Zone and carnage is being wrecked*
Azula-I usually don't commit mass murder on a first date, but you make me feel very comfortable. *fire blasts a village* There are few like you.
Loki-I agree entirely *is blasting with his spear of destiny* But Princess, there are no men like me. Just one very beautiful woman, who is also burdened with glorious purpose. *makes everyone kneel*
Azula-You flatterer? This old thing? The blood of my enemies does make a good red color, I suppose. But you, you know how to dress. That leather's a sharp outfit, Loki…careful, you could puncture the hull of an Empire-Class Fire Nation Battleship, leaving thousands to drown at sea…because it’s so sharp
Loki-I love the way you think. *holds out a ring*
Azula-Are you asking me to....
Loki-Azula, sometimes, when you meet someone...you just know. We can destroy the Avengers and the Avatar. It is our destiny! Join me, and together, we can rule the galaxy and all the realms as husband and wife! Be with me. It is the only way.
Azula-Of course! We'll just sleep with one eye open for sudden but inevitable betrayal?
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Date: 2013-05-31 07:07 pm (UTC)I did make a 15 dollar cash donation to the Red Cross, so consider 3 of it in your honor.
I want Azula and Loki to hook up. Seriously. They could bond over slapping around lesser peasants.
Loki-Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It's the unspoken truth of humanity, that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life's joy in a mad scramble for power, for identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.
Azula-Ohhh, very nice subjection, kudos for reminding them it's for their own good. Let me try. Ahem. I can see your whole history in your eyes. You were born with nothing. So you've had to struggle and connive and claw your way to power. But true power, the divine right to rule, is something you're born with. The truth is: they don't know which one of us is going to be sitting down on that throne, and which of us is going to be bowing down. But *I* know, and *you* know.
Loki-Sheer poetry, Princess. Your crushing of the lessers was as beautiful as its speaker. Would you consider the overthrowing of an elder brother to get the throne and getting him banished to be a positive or negative action?
Azula-Sending an elder brother into what should be permanent exile would count as a wonderful first date
Loki-It's agreed. Seizing power at seven, then?
--
*Later, as Thor and Zuko are trapped in the Negative Zone and carnage is being wrecked*
Azula-I usually don't commit mass murder on a first date, but you make me feel very comfortable. *fire blasts a village* There are few like you.
Loki-I agree entirely *is blasting with his spear of destiny* But Princess, there are no men like me. Just one very beautiful woman, who is also burdened with glorious purpose. *makes everyone kneel*
Azula-You flatterer? This old thing? The blood of my enemies does make a good red color, I suppose. But you, you know how to dress. That leather's a sharp outfit, Loki…careful, you could puncture the hull of an Empire-Class Fire Nation Battleship, leaving thousands to drown at sea…because it’s so sharp
Loki-I love the way you think. *holds out a ring*
Azula-Are you asking me to....
Loki-Azula, sometimes, when you meet someone...you just know. We can destroy the Avengers and the Avatar. It is our destiny! Join me, and together, we can rule the galaxy and all the realms as husband and wife! Be with me. It is the only way.
Azula-Of course! We'll just sleep with one eye open for sudden but inevitable betrayal?
Loki-Naturally.