Feb. 13th, 2014

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My dogs, man, my dogs.  The things I do for them.

So last night, we got about five inches of snow, most of it in less than an hour.  It's ten o clock at night, and I round up the five dogs for their last excursion before bed.  It's snowing buckets, freezing, and my boys and Teddy are shivering pathetically in their little sweaters, going, gee it's cold out here, lets do our business and get back inside as quick as we can.  Suzy is doing contortions, trying to pee without touching her lady bits to the snow and cursing her two inch long dachshund legs, and Amy...  Amy, who is supposed to be recovering from pneumonia, that stinker, takes off barreling into the night, singing "LET IT GO, LET IT GO, I AM ONE WITH THE WIND AND SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" And I'm standing there wondering why I decided to wear a bathrobe that only goes down to my knees, shouting at her, "Yeah, the cold never bothered you anyway, but but the rest of us would like to go back inside now, you miserable puffball, so get your fuzzy black chow butt up here!  Yes, I can totally see you there in the snow.  It's white, you're black, you are not hidden."  And then she swaggers back inside and gives me this little smirk.

Anyway, its the day before Valentines day, and only two of the characters from my Valentines Crossover Crack Mix and Match Shipping Meme of Doomy Doom have been guessed.  Go over there and try your luck.


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