Pastiche: Even the Gryffindor Girls are Sighing

[attackfish]

Another Pastiche, this one based on Mark Collie's "Even the Man in the Moon is Crying"  (oooh, country!) about Trelawney and her ways of greeting a class.  The "Gryffindor girls" part refers to the Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil type of Gryffindor girl, not the Hermione type (though she certainly sighed at Trelawney's ridiculousness, and snorted, and huffed, and scoffed).

Disclaimer: I'm not Mark Collie and I’m not J. K Rowling

 

They hiked up to the room in north tower

One said “say hello to the nut job”

She glittered a big eyed insect

They sat down on poof chairs

Just like she was normal

But somewhere in the darkness

They heard her start to say

 

“Now I see faces in the ball

Saying someone won’t be here at all

I look for guidance in the sky

But the stars say that death is nigh

I’m sorry to say a student will be dying”

Even the Gryffindor girls are sighing

 

They’re burning up that ladder

Heading down to transfig

They wonder if she’s completely nuts

They wish they couldn’t hear her

Calling down to them

They wish they didn’t have to go back next week

 

“Now I see faces in the ball

Saying someone won’t be here at all

I look for guidance in the sky

But the stars say that death is nigh

I’m sorry to say a student will be dying”

Even the Gryffindor girls are sighing

 

“Now I see faces in the ball

Saying someone won’t be here at all

I look for guidance in the sky

But the stars say that death is nigh

I’m sorry to say a student will be dying”

Even the Gryffindor girls are sighing

 

Even the Gryffindor girls are sighing

 

Even the Gryffindor girls are sighing

 

Even the Gryffindor girls are sighing