Absolutely Worthless Post
May. 31st, 2013 10:11 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
attackfishSo that charity meme was a bust, huh?
...I hate all of you. It's still open, btw.
Okay, so anyway, I was watching the Avengers with my siblings, and yes, it did take me this long to watch it, shoot me for being late to the party. And I don't exactly feel fannish about it, but I have this one plot bunny that just won't leave me alone. A couple of years after Avatar: the Last Airbender ends, and Zuko's got a good stable grip on both his throne and his sanity, somehow Loki gets sent to the Avatarverse for punishment, or Zuko puts the reigns of the Fire Nation in Mai's very capable hands and finds himself in the Marvel movieverse, and he sets himself to hauling Loki onto the path of the righteous by pulling out his most obnoxious Iroh impression:
LOKI: You will die, puny mortal, you will...
ZUKO: *unimpressed face*
LOKI: When I get my powers back, I will put an end to your pathetic little world.
ZUKO: Hey, chill. Trying to conquer the world to get Daddy to notice you never ends well. Trust me.
LOKI: He is not my father, and I'm not-
ZUKO: Tea?
LOKI: *Ragefoam*
Oh come on, you know you want it.
ETA: The "I hate you" at the top of this post is not in any way meant seriously. I'm joking, and I don't hate any of you, except on days ending in "Q".
...I hate all of you. It's still open, btw.
Okay, so anyway, I was watching the Avengers with my siblings, and yes, it did take me this long to watch it, shoot me for being late to the party. And I don't exactly feel fannish about it, but I have this one plot bunny that just won't leave me alone. A couple of years after Avatar: the Last Airbender ends, and Zuko's got a good stable grip on both his throne and his sanity, somehow Loki gets sent to the Avatarverse for punishment, or Zuko puts the reigns of the Fire Nation in Mai's very capable hands and finds himself in the Marvel movieverse, and he sets himself to hauling Loki onto the path of the righteous by pulling out his most obnoxious Iroh impression:
LOKI: You will die, puny mortal, you will...
ZUKO: *unimpressed face*
LOKI: When I get my powers back, I will put an end to your pathetic little world.
ZUKO: Hey, chill. Trying to conquer the world to get Daddy to notice you never ends well. Trust me.
LOKI: He is not my father, and I'm not-
ZUKO: Tea?
LOKI: *Ragefoam*
Oh come on, you know you want it.
ETA: The "I hate you" at the top of this post is not in any way meant seriously. I'm joking, and I don't hate any of you, except on days ending in "Q".
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Re: complete crack
Date: 2013-05-31 08:31 pm (UTC)It wasn't meant to be serious, hence the Star Wars quotes, but I'm glad you liked it.
Hmmm, Iroh/Loki travel fic? I do love Zuko but I think he's still too angst-muffin even at his best.
Awww, I'm honored.
Re: complete crack
Date: 2013-05-31 09:27 pm (UTC)Give Zuko 10, maybe 20 years, (or ooh, until LoK time, after he abdicates) and I think the angst would settle down some. I am only suggesting an older Zuko who has gotten a really firm grip on his own issues, after all. Teenage, even twenty year old Zuko? Not so much of a good idea. (Like this: http://fanficforensics.deviantart.com/art/Troll-on-board-308927360)
On a side note, in a lot of ways, Iroh's like a much smarter/wiser Thor, isn't he?
It's no problem. I had my purse stolen once, and it was such a pain in the rear... Anyway, go over there and shoot me some prompts.
Re: complete crack
Date: 2013-06-01 12:11 am (UTC)200-Toph, new ways
100-White Color, Neal, Fears
White Collar, Neal - Fears
Date: 2013-06-01 02:03 am (UTC)And the grin stayed, brittle and sharp as the sun rose on a man who couldn't even believe his own smiles.
Re: White Collar, Neal - Fears
Date: 2013-06-01 07:20 pm (UTC)Re: White Collar, Neal - Fears
Date: 2013-06-01 09:33 pm (UTC)Avatar: the Last Airbender, Toph - New Ways
Date: 2013-06-01 02:57 am (UTC)"Yes Toph," her father interrupted. "We've missed you very much."
She felt very small, her body spread as wide as it would go, and she still felt small. "You know, I might, uh, hang around for a while, build my school here.
"School?" Her father answered. "You don't need to do build a school."
"But I want to."
Her mother sighed. "What your father means is, you're home now. That's not the sort of thing you're supposed to be doing. You're our daughter."
"I trained the Avatar!" Toph slammed her fist on the table. "It's exactly the sort of thing I'm supposed to be doing!"
"You weren't supposed to do that either!" her father snapped.
"Yeah, well, I did it." She couldn't be there. "You got to deal with that."
Toph swung her arms wide as she walked out the door, because she could be moved. She was going to own some other space.
Re: Avatar: the Last Airbender, Toph - New Ways
Date: 2013-06-01 07:19 pm (UTC)Re: Avatar: the Last Airbender, Toph - New Ways
Date: 2013-06-01 09:34 pm (UTC)Avatar: the Last Airbender, Lu Ten and Iroh - crowns
Date: 2013-06-01 04:18 am (UTC)"I was born when my father was already Firelord," he told his son. "I have never not been the Crown Prince." He'd lived a breath away from ruling since his first breath had been drawn. It was a strange and weighty thing to say to his son, who had two breaths between him and the throne, almost a confession.
"I know that, dad," Lu Ten snorted, sitting beside him in the tent.
Later, it would strike him that there they were going off to war together, and it hadn't crossed his mind that it might be Lu Ten who died. He'd thought he would die and leave his son the Crown Prince. "When your mother was alive, I envied her because she had a chance to see her son rule, and I knew I would have to be dead before you could be crowned."
Iroh had lived to see his son be crowned Firelord. He picked up the scroll, and pulled open the royal seal, and stood there until he knew the tears wouldn't fall.
Re: Avatar: the Last Airbender, Lu Ten and Iroh - crowns
Date: 2013-06-01 07:20 pm (UTC)Re: Avatar: the Last Airbender, Lu Ten and Iroh - crowns
Date: 2013-06-01 09:34 pm (UTC)