The Avatar_500 Participation Meme

[attackfish]

We're just over a day away from the deadline at avatar_500 for prompt 49, Lake, and we have only one entry.  So, to prove that I am not above using bribery, for anybody who writes and posts a fill for this round to the community before the deadline (Saturday, April 7, 10:00 PM, MDT), I will drabble up an answer to any one Avatar: the Last Airbender/Legend of Korra prompt they give me here at this post.  This includes all of my existing AUs (excepting Ice Flows Through) as well as unrelated prompts.  Or, I will make a 400x600 pixel banner for any Avatar: the Last Airbender/Legend of Korra fanfic (excepting  NC-17) written by the requester that they ask me to.  (Please provide a link).  Furthermore, after the deadline, I will do the same thing for anybody who writes and posts to the community a fill for the next biweekly prompt, Return.  And yes, that means if you post a fic for each, you get two requests.

A few rules-

No Ty Zula
No NC-17
No incest
No ships where one party is much older or younger than the other(s)
No rape

Information on posting can be found here.

I'm not asking for much, just 100 to 500 words.  Good luck.


LAKE:

Piandao - Fanfare for c3childs 
Blind Sukka Spawn forlavanyasix 

RETURN:

Kori/Ty Lee - The Kyoshi guard captures the naughty assassin for lavanyasix 
Act of Providence - Avatar!Zuko AU for c3childs, who asked for "Ozai finds a genie in a bottle."  I also wrote her two short gag takes.

Comments

Gag take one

[attackfish.livejournal.com]

"My lord, the Hami clan of the Si Wong Desert wish to present you with this bottle, which contains a powerful desert spirit." The messenger bowed low.

"So they gave me an empty bottle." Ozai took it and smiled coldly. "And they're hoping this will keep me from destroying their whole pathetic civilization?" He uncorked the bottle.

Mist poured out, and the spirit materialized. "I must thank you for releasing me," the spirit grinned, mouth full of sharp teeth. "You may choose how you would like to die."

Ozai opened his mouth, then closed it again, glaring. At last he said tersely, "Old age." The Si Wong Desert was going to be a heap of lightning glass by the end of the month.

The spirit waved its hand. Ozai looked down at his hand as the flesh grew gnarled, and the muscles shriveled over bone. He moaned in horror as his voice grew frail with age. And then, he felt his heart just... stop.

"Old age," the spirit said as the Firewood fell. "Like I haven't heard that before." The messenger stared, frozen, and the spirit's grin widened. "Boo."

The messenger gasped, and fled.

Re: Gag take one

[c3childs.livejournal.com]

Clever, kind of creepy use of prompt :) This bribe meme was a definite success.

Re: Gag take one

[attackfish.livejournal.com]

That spirit would get along really well with Azula. I know, look at all the fics on avatar 500!