Birthday AU Commentfic Meme!

[attackfish]

It’s my birth month, and to celebrate, I’m hosting a commentfic meme!  I’m in the mood to write some AU fics, so that’s the theme of the meme.  I’m open to both Avatar: the Last Airbender and Harry Potter requests, and I’m also taking requests in any of my existing AUs (Except Children of Mars), including the ones I established im my last commentfic meme, as well as new ones.  Comment with up to five requests, and I’ll guarantee you at least one commentfic.  I’ll probably answer with more, knowing me.  weirdlet , beboots , and floranna  get seven requests and a guarantee of two fics, because beboots  and floranna  are the best betas ever, and weirdlet  has a truly bizarre AU I inflicted on her rattling around in her head.  Also, anyone who wants me to write anything from my AU of Sun Child needs to ask weirdlet  and floranna , because it’s theirs.

*Closed and Finished*

Given that this meme has spawned a fair few universes, sorting the fics by requester would be clunky, so instead, I'm sorting them by universe this time.

One Shot Universes:

Another Wacky Day: Sokka3PO and KataraD2 (Star Wars/A:tLA fusion)  requested by avocado_love 
Oh Come On, Of Course Zuko’s a HufflePuff (Harry Potter/A:tLA crossover) requested by avocado_love 
Zuko muses on his fellow ruler, his sister, and the big universal questions of morality NOTE-not actually AU, requested by beboots
Dwarf!Toph (D&D fusion, sort of) requested by weirdlet 
Don’t even ask- I don’t even- What is wrong with you, woman? (Kyoshi Warrior Ozai) NOTE- Not AU, just crack, requested by weirdlet 
Suki's a Firebender requested by clockwerkchaos 
Toph is the one who finds Aang requested by panaili 
Ozai doesn’t allow the Dragon of the West to join Zuko in exile: Parts One, Two, and Three requested by lavanyasix 

Mirrorverse (The Avatar is an evil spirit):

Meetings requested by clockwerkchaos 
Aang's Little Crush requested by gamiel 
In This Verse, Azula Totes Rescues Puppies requested by avocado_love 

Lightning Strike (from this commentfic on a previous meme):

Sneaking out of Bed requested by lavanyasix 
Zuko and Kuei, chillin’ together requested by beboots 

AU of Ice Flows Through:

Mai, taking Azula's plan down from the inside: Parts One, Two, Three, and Four requested by beboots 

Quiet Shadowed Places verse (from this shortfic):

Zuko Finds Out He’s Blind requested by floranna 
Zuko Can’t Get Any Respect requested by beboots 
Fire Bending Masters requested by Hillary (anonymous user)
Agni Kai During Sozin’s Comet requested by Hillary
Toph and Zuko bonding NOTE- crack, and absolutely not universe canon, requested by beboots 

Iroh Dies in S2 (from these three commentfics in a previous meme):

Crossroads of Destiny Parts One, Two Three, Four, and Five requested by beboots 
The Throne Room requested by beboots 
Royalty Lessons requested by beboots 

Fail!Incubus Zuko:

Attempted Seduction *warning for sexual coercion and slavery* requested by weirdlet 
Courting Mai requested by gamiel 

Life Spirit:

Toph Bei Fong requested by clockwerkchaos 
Winter When He Goes requested by weirdlet 
Zuko and Iroh requested by clockwerkchaos 
Sokka and Katara requested by clockwerkchaos 

Koizilla Destroys the Fire Nation (from this commentfic from a previous meme):

Song requested by clockwerkchaos 

Modern Day:

Toph and Aang Meet requested by panaili 
Sleepover requested by panaili 

AU of Sun Child:

NOTE- Sun Child belongs to weirdlet and an index of fics in that verse can be found here.  This AU of the Sun Child AU began in these two commentfics from a previous meme *Warning for heavily implied Rape by Coercion and Sexually Abusive Dialogue*

Zhao and Zura's Child is Born requested by floranna 

Zuko Hurt His Leg on the Run and it Won’t Heal (from this commentfic on a previous meme):

Teo and Zuko Bonding Parts One and Two requested by Hillary
Assistive Technology is a Beautiful Thing requested by Hillary

Comments

[attackfish.livejournal.com]

I missed out on Hebrew school as a kid, which left me in the odd, awkward position of being an Ashkenazi Jew who speaks better Arabic than Hebrew (I speak enough Hebrew to get by, and I can understand it now) which meant I was a very odd duck among the very small number of Jews in my home town. I have anecdotal noticed a higher number of left handed Jews and Arabs than other populations, and I've always wondered if that might have inclined us to create a right-to-left language.

[(Anonymous)]

Wow!! very interesting. I think also basques are noted for a high concentration of lefties, also the rh- factor are notable in some populations like basques. I think I heard something about Ashkenazi Jews having an abundance of RH- blood type (yes it does run in my family)- Ive wondered if that is a gender linked trait (my mother had it, I have it, so does my daughter. My son does not.) My mother could not have any children after me (go figure-they broke the mold- hee hee).

I can only say some very naughty things in Hebrew-courtesy of my friends of course. I can speak more sign language than Hebrew or Polish (my husband's family are polish and german). I wish I were fluent-but languages are very hard for me to learn. I can get by with sign language and speak very broken French. C'est la vie!!
H

[attackfish.livejournal.com]

My Arabic professor refuses to teach us any dirty words, but I know a lot of dirty Russian ones. My Russian teacher used to bribe us to learn our vocabulary by teaching us a new cuss word each time.

[(Anonymous)]

Nice. I have an exclusively filthy mouth in hebrew,& polish, in sign language and french I can say other things too. Bad grammer and spelling in all. So how many languages do you speak? seems as high as you verbal skills are, I bet languages come naturally to you. I dont learn well with rote learning, I do best with mimicing and visual learning, I also am a natural mechanic- I love to figure out how things work in different combinations. I love to fix stuff!! I have no interest in remembering facts via rote learning. (arrgh the reversals are driving me nuts tonight - I consistantly reverse letters-some nights are better than others though.) H

[(Anonymous)]

HA!! the add at the top says "learn Hebrew in 10 days" not me with any language. Unless its swearing . . . H

[attackfish.livejournal.com]

I speak English, Russian, Arabic, and a little bit of Hebrew, which I constantly mix up with my Arabic. I've always been good with languages, but as bad as my visual skills are, Rosetta Stone made me want to scream. I can't learn visually at all. Map reading makes me cry. I'm a verbal mimic, though. Made me a riot when I was in school./sarcasm